Find Me, Wanderlust

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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(via oknope)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via revolution-roulette)

me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC

me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING

me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING

me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC

k4n43:

my outfit for Rouise’s anniversary event at Rockaholic.

k4n43:

my outfit for Rouise’s anniversary event at Rockaholic.

(via hellbats)

tacoposey:

crassper:

Where are his parents

I don’t know, ask your hands. 

tacoposey:

crassper:

Where are his parents

I don’t know, ask your hands. 

(via allonsyforever)

trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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(via condom)

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

(via condom)

americanidjit:

blink-182 // greatest hits: limited edition vinyl.

americanidjit:

blink-182 // greatest hits: limited edition vinyl.

(via 99boblems)

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

(Source: xbox420, via allonsyforever)

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

(Source: tkr, via revolution-roulette)

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

(via broccloi)